Quotes (8)

"Today's oak tree is yesterday's nut that held it's ground."

"Stand to be seen, speak to be heard and shut up to be appreciated."

"Willpower is the ability to eat just one salted peanut."

"You think you have problems? we have a plumber who no longer makes house calls."

"The best way to remember your friend's birthday, is to forget it just once."

"A smart husband never asks who is boss around the house."

"Half the world is telling the other half how to live."

"Some say that if you could kick the person who causes most of your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit down for a month."